The Seagull and the Canary

Had to share this - a recent Quote Book classic after a few weeks drought.....

The Canary had had her feathers ruffled. Her BF, with the complete disregard of consequences only exhibited by the male species, had suggested that her longstanding (dancer-related) hip problem might be caused by the "funny way you walk".

Canary wailed "but I walk properly, all the way THROUGH my feet, from my heel to the ball and toe. I ARTICULATE my walk. I WALK PROPERLY!"

BMFs thoughts on this?

"It's the Canary and the Seagull. The Canary articulates its walk through its feet. The Seagull walks flatfooted. You therefore compensate for your Canary nature by taking on the Seagull."

I got the following text from her when she got back home:

"Back safely and in bed. Had problems getting the leg braces off though."