Lovely lovely lovely evening

Very topline summary from the "Kitchen Dog" evening (and bear in mind there are loads of complicated family politics which I won't go into here):

Firstly, TC is amazingly talented and her work was in a different league to the other choreographers. Easily.

Posh Totty cousin: " (brother) "Old Tar" cousin and I have always thought of you as a sister"

Glamorous Mother (aged 66 yrs): "I've just discovered my sister is a friend and I enjoy her company"

And a real "mumism":
Me: "Until I was 10 I always thought once women had periods they had to take the pill or automatically become pregnant"
Glamorous Mother: "Is that why you went on the pill so early darling?"